DEGENtrust fund$DTF
paper modepaper modeNo token is live; every figure is a local simulation. The boring part
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Your unhinged trading buddy.

Trade in Telegram: 1.5% stashed, 0.5% burned, /create launches a basket that earns up to 1%.

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@DegenTrustFundBot
Bot warming up.

Commands

open a vault to run
Degen Score, tier, badge
skimmed, not yet deployed
balance, basket, unlock countdown
Degen ETF top 10
$50 of stash into a basket
launch a basket
pot, next window, total torched
current and best streak
swap $420 into $DTF
swap $69 back, fee applies
daily buy, /recurring off stops
skim 1x, 2x or 3x
ask for it
top 10 and your rank

Emotes

type :code:
:ape::ape::boomer::boomer::watch::watch::rekt::rekt::rocket::rocket::gm::gm::chad::chad::fire::fire::piggy::piggy::cashcat::cashcat::ansem::ansem::ai::ai::pons::pons::unipicks::unipicks::amc::amc::doge::doge::pepe::pepe::wif::wif:

Every line has a number

What went to your stash, what burned, which basket, how many years that bought.

It roasts on request

/roast is honest about your trade count, your streak and your unlock date, never about whether the coin goes up.

It is not your advisor

It ranks baskets by 30-day return and never by opinion.

One voice everywhere

The site and the bot share one script, so a milestone here is the same sentence in Telegram.